Attention: Are You Ready to Work with ONLY Dream Clients & Make More Money Doing It?

Give Us Just ONE Day, AND You'll Have...

A One-Day Workshop to Redesign Your Business ON YOUR TERMS. You'll learn how to raise your revenue, attract dream clients, AND do it all without burnout, stress, and overwhelm.

(This can work even if you're an early-stage entrepreneur struggling to find your footing in the neurotypical business world!)



Your Business Should be Designed to Serve You

If you're an overworked entrepreneur that's been investing in courses, joining masterminds, and trying to find the next shiny object that will solve all your problems, then this workshop was designed for you. We are helping you avoid years of learning things the hard way.

Stop Working With Sh*tty Clients

5x Your Impact With Dream Clients

3x Your Close Rate for Your Services

620% More Money in 12 Months

The 'No More Sh*tty Clients' One-Day Free Workshop will guide you through step-by-step

How to Design a Profitable Business

embrace your unique entrepreneurial talents, and break free from the constraints of a typical business model FOR GOOD!

Here's What You'll Learn:

Session 1: Leadership

  • Introducing the Sustainable Scalability Session

  • BLUEprint Pillar: Position Yourself as a Leader so you can have your choice of dream clients

  • PLAYbook Pillar: Nurture a Leadership Mindset so you can stop sabotaging your own success

And then a 15-minute brain break.

Session 2: Focus

  • BLUEprint Pillar: Focus on Helping One Customer on One Journey so you can focus and stop chasing shiny objects

  • PLAYbook Pillar: Unlock Intuition with Mindful Magic so you can finally silence your inner critic

And then a 15-minute brain break.

Session 3: Delivery

  • BLUEprint Pillar: Stack & Productize Your Services so you can work less, and be able to make more

  • PLAYbook Pillar: Unlock Productivity by Hacking Your Time so you can be more productive on the daily

And then a 30-minute brain break.

Session 4: Acquisition

  • BLUEprint Pillar: Build a Client Acquisition Plan so you can get new clients on the regular

  • PLAYbook Pillar: Create Sustainable Self-Care Systems so you can stop the burnout roller coaster

And then a 15-minute brain break.

Session 5: Transformation

  • BLUEprint Pillar: Create a Client Success Plan so you can deliver what you promised to clients

  • PLAYbook Pillar: Regulate Your Nervous System so you can stop being stressed all the time

And then a 15-minute brain break.

Session 6: Abundance

  • BLUEprint Pillar: Install a Company Operating System so you can start hiring staff and help you

  • PLAYbook Pillar: Adopt a Positive Money Mindset so you can charge what you’re worth

And then a 15-minute brain break.

Session 7: Future

  • BLUEprint Pillar: Create an Exit Plan For Yourself so you can avoid overworking and overpromising your time

  • PLAYbook Pillar: Optimize Your Environment and Life so you can have freedom to choose how you spend your time

  • Wrap Up and Q&A

And then a 15-minute brain break.

Bonus Q&A Session on July 17

What Are You Waiting For?!

Join the 'No More Sh*tty Clients' Workshop and start your journey towards a more sustainable, scalable, and successful business today!

Ready to stop attracting sh*tty clients, and working too hard to not enough money?

What You Can Expect

from your 'No More Sh*tty Clients' One-Day Workshop

BEFORE the Workshop

  • Struggling to scale your business sustainably

  • Overwhelmed with business complexities

  • Feeling unfulfilled and stuck

AFTER the Workshop

  • Mastered sustainable business scaling

  • Empowered to manage your business growth

  • Feel accomplished, focused, and successful

Here's Everything You Get

When You Sign Up For the 'No More Sh*tty Clients' One-Day Workshop

  • Accountability to take action. We’ll be keeping the energy high and motivation flowing so you can get a lot done… a LOT faster than you can imagine.

  • Access to Melanie and Christina in a small group format to answer your questions and make sure you can create your plan for your business.

  • Networking Opportunities so you can connect with other attendees and make connections that can literally change your life.

  • Bonus Perks & Offers from our two ahh-mazing coaches to help you take more action after the workshop ends.

  • Recordings: Lifetime access to the recordings so you can ensure you don't miss a thing and can implement the strategies shared with you during the workshop.

Normally: $1,000 Value


One-Day Virtual Event:

"No More Sh*tty Clients"



Friday, July 14

@ 11 Noon EDT with

Bonus Session on Monday


Because we believe that you shouldn't have to learn everything the hard way all the freakin' time.

Now's The Time to Act!

Are you ready to stop taking Sh*tty Clients, make more money, and be happier in just One Day!

Join the Workshop and start your journey towards a more successful, scalable, and fulfilling business today!

Meet Your Coaches

Mindset Melanie Branch

As an intuitive coach with years of experience, I'm passionate about helping entrepreneurs like you tap into your full capacity and achieve your biggest goals.

With a focus on neurodivergent minds, I use a unique blend of mindset coaching, energy work, and practical strategies to help you overcome common challenges and create the life and business you deserve.

Whether you're looking to transform your mindset, build systems and strategies that work for you, or launch your next big project with confidence, I'm here to support you every step of the way.

Christina "Blue" Hooper

Christina's on a mission to make business FUN while empowering you to shape thriving ventures.

Over the past 16 years, she's had the privilege of helping hundreds of visionaries achieve remarkable transformations. She bring a unique approach that combines strategic clarity with a touch of creativity.

You have the opportunity to leverage her extensive experience in business design to unlock new levels of success and fulfillment. It's time to embark on this adventure and conquer challenges, unlock your potential, and make your entrepreneurial journey a fulfilling and enjoyable one

You CAN Grow Your Business in 3 Simple Steps

Step 1: Join the Workshop

You'll get all the details on the one-day virtual event PLUS access to the recordings and bonus session.

Step 2: SHOW UP for the Workshop

By showing up live you'll get real-time access to our insights and can ask questions about your business.

Step 3: Turn Chaos into Clarity in Your Biz

You'll have all the tools you need to FINALLY harness your entrepreneurial talents and scale your biz sustainably.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you going to be spending the whole time pitching me your services?

Absolutely NOT! We personally really hate when people do that, and have no intention of doing it to you. This is a PAID WORKshop… emphasis on work. You paid to be here, and we have a lot of ground to cover and we’re not going to waste time on pitching. At the end, we will make you an offer to join The Neuro-Spicy Academy if it makes sense for you, and that’s it.

How can I stay focused and engaged during the full 7-hour workshop?

We've carefully designed the workshop to keep you engaged and energized. We have plenty of breaks scheduled throughout the day, and we'll provide interactive exercises and activities to maintain an engaging learning experience. We've also implemented strategies tailored for neuro-spicy brains like ours to help with focus and reduce mental fatigue.

Will I receive any support after the workshop to help me implement the strategies in the long term?

Absolutely! In addition to the workshop, we've scheduled a bonus Q&A session to address any questions or challenges you may encounter while implementing the strategies. You'll also have access to a dedicated Slack workspace where you can ask questions, seek guidance, and receive ongoing support from us and fellow attendees.

Can I network and connect with other like-minded individuals during the workshop?

Yes! We value the power of networking and collaboration. Throughout the workshop, we'll provide opportunities for you to connect with other participants, exchange ideas, and build relationships. Networking can lead to valuable connections, partnerships, and potential collaborations that can enhance your business journey.

What should I do to maximize the value of the workshop and successfully implement the strategies taught?

To make the most of the workshop, come prepared with an open mind and a willingness to take action. Be ready to engage actively, ask questions, and participate in the exercises. Take notes during the workshop and create an implementation plan afterward. We'll guide you through the process and provide resources to support your implementation journey.

Will the strategies and fundamentals taught in the workshop apply to my particular business or industry?

While the workshop covers fundamental principles, these principles are applicable to a wide range of businesses. We'll provide examples and case studies from various industries to demonstrate how the strategies can be adapted to your specific business. Additionally, during the Q&A sessions, you can ask specific questions related to your industry for personalized guidance.

I'm feeling overwhelmed with the amount of information I'll receive. What should I prioritize during the workshop?

We understand the feeling of overwhelm, but don't worry. Our workshop is designed to guide you step-by-step through the fundamentals. Focus on actively participating, understanding the concepts, and asking questions when needed. We'll provide post-workshop resources and support to help you break down the implementation process into manageable steps.

How can I retain and apply the knowledge and strategies taught during the workshop in the long term?

Implementing the strategies is crucial. Take thorough notes during the workshop, review the provided materials afterward, and create an action plan for applying the concepts to your business. Engage in the post-workshop support, utilize the Slack workspace, and leverage the resources provided to stay accountable and achieve long-term success.

Should I prepare anything in advance or bring specific materials to the workshop?

No need to prepare extensively. Just come with an open mind, a notebook or device to take notes, and your enthusiasm for learning. We'll provide any necessary materials or resources during the workshop.

Can I expect an interactive and engaging workshop experience?

Absolutely! Our workshop is designed to be interactive, engaging, and action-oriented. We'll incorporate group activities, discussions, and exercises to ensure an immersive learning experience. You'll have ample opportunities to participate, share insights, and collaborate with fellow attendees.

The Administrators and Teachers at The Academy of Neuro-Spicy Entrepreneurial Arts are not medical or health practitioners. Advice and shared experiences are not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment from licensed and registered healthcare professionals. Each person takes full responsibility for any changes and consequences that may or may not occur.

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